This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
Calgary, AB |
| 1. | Head north on Centre St NW toward 7 Ave NE | 1.3 km | |
| 2. | Turn right at 16 Ave NE/ Continue to follow HWY-1 E Entering Saskatchewan | 690 km | |
| 3. | Exit onto HWY 39/ | 68.6 km | |
| 4. | Turn right at HWY 39/ Continue to follow HWY 39 Entering United States (North Dakota) | 195 km | |
| 5. | Continue on W Railway Ave/ Continue to follow US-52 | 12.0 km | |
| 6. | Turn left at ND-5/ Continue to follow US-52 | 126 km | |
| 7. | Continue on US-2 | 17.4 km | |
| 8. | Take the US-52 Bus/ | 0.6 km | |
| 9. | Turn right at Hwy-52 S/ Continue to follow US-52 | 161 km | |
| 10. | Turn left at ND-200/ | 27.3 km | |
| 11. | Turn right to stay on ND-200/ | 11.3 km | |
| 12. | Turn right at 4th Ave N/ Continue to follow US-281/ | 69.1 km | |
| 13. | Turn right at 1st Ave N/ | 1.5 km | |
| 14. | Turn left at 10th St SE/ | 1.2 km | |
| 15. | Slight right at I-94 Bus | 1.7 km | |
| 16. | Continue on Business Loop E | 0.3 km | |
| 17. | Take the ramp onto I-94 E/ Entering Minnesota | 508 km | |
| 18. | Take the exit on the left onto I-694 E | 38.3 km | |
| 19. | Take exit 58B for I-694/ | 0.5 km | |
| 20. | Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-94 E/ Continue to follow I-94 E Entering Wisconsin | 399 km | |
| 21. | Continue on I-39 S/ Continue to follow I-90 E Partial toll road Passing through Illinois Entering Indiana | 286 km | |
| 22. | Take exit 21 to merge onto I-94 E toward Detroit Partial toll road Entering Michigan | 223 km | |
| 23. | Take exit 108 for I-69/ | 0.3 km | |
| 24. | Keep left at the fork, follow signs for I-69 and merge onto I-69 N | 56.2 km | |
| 25. | Take the exit onto I-69 N/ | 9.9 km | |
| 26. | Take exit 91 to merge onto I-69 N toward Flint Partial toll road Entering Canada (Ontario) | 199 km | |
| 27. | Continue on King's Hwy 402 Partial toll road | 104 km | |
| 28. | Merge onto King's Hwy 401/ Entering Quebec | 642 km | |
| 29. | Continue on Route 20 E | 29.0 km | |
| 30. | Continue on QC-540 N/ | 4.1 km | |
| 31. | Take the QC-40 exit on the left toward Montréal/ | 0.1 km | |
| 32. | Keep right at the fork to continue toward QC-40 E/ | 48.3 km | |
| 33. | Take exit 80-S for QC-25/ | 0.6 km | |
| 34. | Merge onto QC-25 S/ Continue to follow TC E Entering New Brunswick | 517 km | |
| 35. | Continue on Route 2 Entering Nova Scotia | 515 km | |
| 36. | Continue on HWY-104 E Partial toll road | 106 km | |
| 37. | Take exit 15 to merge onto Hwy 102 S/ | 75.0 km | |
| 38. | Continue on Hwy 118 S (signs for Dartmouth/ | 15.4 km | |
| 39. | Continue on Woodland Ave | 1.3 km | |
| 40. | Turn left at Victoria Rd | 0.6 km | |
| 41. | Turn right at Nantucket Ave | 0.4 km | |
| 42. | Slight right to stay on Nantucket Ave | 85 m | |
| 43. | Continue on Angus L. MacDonald Bridge Toll road | 1.6 km | |
| 44. | Turn right onto the ramp to Barrington St | 48 m | |
| 45. | Sharp right at Barrington St | 1.2 km | |
| 46. | Take the ramp to Barrington St | 0.2 km | |
| 47. | Slight right at Barrington St | 0.6 km |
Halifax, NS |